Chuck E. Cheese has been geared towards kids with their stoic animatronic band and giant ball pit.

It is also one of the few kid’s places where you can buy a beer while you play games with your child. You can get drunk while you play skeeball with your little one, but make sure you don’t open carry.

Nobody wants you to lose your gun in the ball pit. Plus nobody wants a crazy person shooting at a waitress for overpriced pizza.

Also Chuck E Cheese doesn’t want a capable parent to be able to stop any crime in their stores. Don’t worry, the 17-year-old greeters will know what to do.

Something to think about though next time you are enjoying 100 kids screaming and yelling: this might be the only business on the list that you are thankful that you can’t have your gun.


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