Man Arrested For Hitting His Partner With His Noodle

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Two men in a domestic dispute had the police called after one was injured with the most unlikely of weapons.

A gay couple in Florida got into a fight over infidelity according to the arrest affidavit.

The two starting getting very loud and then things turned violent, if you can call it that.

During the course of the argument, Michael Herrick, 40, threw some water on his boyfriend, but that wasn’t the worst of it.

Next he wouldn’t hold back, Herrick saw red and attacked. At that moment, Herrick picked up a little cup of Ramen Noodles and hurled the uncooked meal across the room.

In dramatic fashion like Lebron James trying to take a charge, the boyfriend of Michael Herrick went down in “pain”.

The police came and arrested the man on a misdemeanor for attacking with Chinese noodles or also known as domestic battery.

Just to be clear, we are not mocking the crime, just the tool used in the crime. Michael Herrick doesn’t really deserve our sympathy.

Herrick has been convicted in the past for passing bad checks, grand theft auto and for violating probation. Now we can add, noodle ninja to the rap sheet.

Have you ever thrown a pack of Ramen Noodles at your partner?

Chuck Hoster
He likes hunting, dogs, and supports the troops at home and abroad.