Friday, October 21, 2016

2016 Predictions

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2016 is Here. Happy New Year!

What will this year have in store for you and for America? This is going to be a crazy year. With a presidential election, homeland terror threats, immigration and crazy gas prices, we expect to see some things change in 2016. Here are some bold predictions for 2016.

What will happen with the elections?

2016 will start as a good year for Hillary Clinton. She will continue to grow support and move ahead in the polls. It will look like she will win the Democrat nomination.

Then the FBI will release their findings into the email scandal and she will be sent to prison. She will not be allowed to run for president as a convicted felon. She won’t have to wear her new orange pantsuit for long because Obama will pardon her on his way out of office.

Feuding inside the GOP establishment will keep their candidates going down in the polls while Donald Trump’s numbers continue to rise. Fearing a Trump presidency, the other candidates decide to organize a plan to stop The Donald. They decide to take him out when he stops in Dallas on the campaign trail. Rubio and Christie on the grassy knoll, Bush in the Texas School Book Depository and Cruz on the street holding an umbrella. Dr. Ben Carson will do the autopsy.

After Trump has been removed, Rubio will get the nomination and will run against Bernie Sanders after Hillary goes to jail.

Obama, seeing all the conflict, decides to issue an Executive Order to allow him to be president another 4 years. The Russians and terrorists all around the world rejoice as our allies cry.

What will happen to ISIS?

ISIS is allowed to grow and picks on Russia. Russia decides to drop missiles and troops on the ground to defeat the terrorist group. As the leaders of the group flee Syria, California decides to offer them sanctuary in their liberal state.

ISIS accepts the generous offer and walks across our southern border to their new home. California will officially announce its new Sharia Law where no citizen can offend any Muslim and all people must wear burkas. Chanel and Michael Kors release new trendy burkas in the Paris fashion show in 2016.

What will happen to immigration?

After many failed attempts to close our borders, Obama suggests we save some money on border patrol and just let everyone in. The idea is shot down by all of his advisors except for Valerie Jarrett, who adds that all new immigrants are to become registered Democrats.

The law is put into effect by executive order and all illegal immigrants are allowed to vote and are registered Democrats. This will happen in October before the election.

The GOP sees what the Democrats are doing and decides to hold a hearing and talk about how bad of an idea it is.

What will the price of gas be in 2016?

The price of gas will continue to go down until mid-summer, when it is released that Saudi Arabia is actually out of oil and their spoiled royalty will be exposed. The news will lead to a mass revolt and the freeing of the Saudi Arabian people.

Will the world end?

A man on YouTube will announce that he has discovered a rare celestial event and it is a sign that the world will end. Millions of books will be sold and the world will not end… or will it?

No matter what happens in 2016 it is going to be interesting. And what really happens will be more fantastical than this article. Just watch and see.

What are your predictions of 2016? Do they make more sense than these? Let us know what you would like to see in 2016 in the comments below.



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